Ex-Mozilla CTO: US border cops demanded I unlock my phone, laptop at SF airport – and I’m an American citizen – Techie says he was grilled for three hours after refusing to let agents search his devices Connor Goodwolf

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Ex-Mozilla CTO: US border cops demanded I unlock my phone, laptop at SF airport – and I’m an American citizen – Techie says he was grilled for three hours after refusing to let agents search his devices

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TIL that a Polish environmental charity put a SIM card in a GPS tracker to follow the migratory pattern of a white stork. They lost track of the stork and later received a phone bill for $2,700; someone in Sudan had taken the SIM from the tracker and made over 20 hours of calls. Connor Goodwolf

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TIL that a Polish environmental charity put a SIM card in a GPS tracker to follow the migratory pattern of a white stork. They lost track of the stork and later received a phone bill for $2,700; someone in Sudan had taken the SIM from the tracker and made over 20 hours of calls.

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TIFU by leaving my girlfriend chained to a bed for 3 hours NSFW Connor Goodwolf

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This happened yesterday

Having had to work the last few nights, me and my Gf were planning to celebrate Valentine’s Day on Sunday morning. I cooked a nice breakfast for us, we exchanged presents and surprised me when she went off to change into some sexy lingerie . We have these bed restraints, the kind you put under your mattress and the four straps come around each corner we planned on using.

So we started making out and moved into the bedroom, I strapped her in tight and put a blindfold on her when the door bell rang. I would normally have ignored it but I was waiting for a parcel that I knew was too big to go through the letter box, when I opened the door it was my next door neighbour.

She told me she was running late for work and her car wouldn’t start, this has happened before and she just borrowed my jump cables it didn’t take long so I said sure I’ll go find them for her. I ended up spending about 15 minutes searching my garage for the cables
before giving up. I did what any other 20 something year old does and decided to call my dad as he has a background with cars and would have jump cables.

I went back inside to check on my girlfriend while I waited for my dad, I apologised to her and explained what was going on. She was fine about the whole thing. I assumed she could let herself out of the restraints because I can so I said to get changed and watch some tv or something in the living room we could do it later but she said she was just gonna go back to sleep.

my mom and dad got there after about 20 minutes and my dad looked over her car before deciding she would need to take it to the garage. He called his mate and they took the car away. Thinking that my girlfriend was just doing stuff around the house I asked my dad if he would help me out with a leak in my garage while my mom decided to do some gardening. I text my GF to tell her what was going on and she never responded so I assumed she’d gone to sleep. We ended up spending another 2 hours clearing stuff out my garage and to find the leak.

My mom came out and told me I should go into the bedroom to see my girlfriend which I was a bit confused by. Turns out my girlfriend couldn’t get out of the restraints because they were set up for My height so she couldn’t reach to un lock them and she had been stuck there almost 3 hours, my mom ended up walking into the bedroom while cleaning and found her splayed out wearing crotchless lingerie with a ball gag round her neck

She wasn’t that mad surprisingly, she had fallen asleep for most of it she was just upset that my mom had found her like that. I haven’t spoke to my mom about it so I’m guessing she probably thinks we are crazy into bdsm leaving her that long.

TLDR: left gf tied up mid sex to help out my neighbour and ended up being gone 3 hours

Edit to clarify a couple things

She isn’t mad at me she is starting to see the funny side, we’ll see what happens the next time she sees my mom
My mom is also quite easy going through

Thanks for pointing out Gerald’s game, how have I not heard of this movie, I text it her we are going to watch it later

We have both been able to get out of the straps in the past so When I went to check on her we both thought she could get out. I think she was already falling asleep when I left her so she pretty much slept the whole time anyway

For all of you that are calling me an asshole you’re right I am, but she’s amazing and I’m lucky she took it so well

Also I need to watch spun apparently too

Thanks for this blowing up and the silver

Also a big thanks for the gold and getting this to the front page never expected it

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